Wait… I’m my OWN target audience..?

Got this email from Amazon this morning:

Apparently, Amazon’s algorithms have identified me as the target audience for my own book.

I mean, technically I guess that must be true – I wouldn’t write something that I wouldn’t want to read – but it’s still a bit, well, weird.

This either means:

a) Sales are so good they’ve run out of other people to sell to!

b) Sales are so bad that I’m the only person they think might want a copy anymore

SPOILER ALERT: It’s not a)

So on that note, if you enjoy reading amazing crime stories featuring memorable characters, great locations (one is a party boat in Mexico for crying out loud!) and the dark side of human nature, then go get a copy!

Five thrilling worlds for the price of an ice-cream – and it’ll last longer too (although if you eat as fast as me, anything lasts longer than that…)

“a collection of thought provoking short stories. Dark and at times challenging, Angelo Marcos… forces us to explore the darker side of human nature.” Amazon reviewer

 

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Crime Fiction Lovers: An investigation…

I’ve loved reading psychological thrillers and crime fiction (and crime non-fiction, but that’s a post for another day) for as long as I can remember.

I’m pretty sure it started with Thomas Harris’ Silence of the Lambs – specifically the character of Hannibal Lecter and his almost supernatural ability to read other people (and expertly use that information against them). There’s a reason the film did so well, and it’s not just because of that weird noise Anthony Hopkins made.

And I’m definitely not alone in this. That perfect combination of murder, mystery and suspense are gifts for crime fiction lovers all over the world.

But, why? How come so many ‘nice’ people love reading about human depravity and breaking the law?

I think there are five broad reasons for this.

1. Crime fiction lovers can vicariously experience extreme situations

You know that whole cliché about people slowing down on the road to stare at an accident? The mangled cars, the ambulance, the poor souls who may or may not be injured? Well, people absolutely do this, and I think crime fiction taps into a similar instinct.

Take the central relationship between the main characters in Gone Girl (an almost literal car crash relationship), or the horrific crimes committed by Jeffrey Deaver’s Bone Collector. Through reading, we get to simultaneously witness and experience these extreme relationships and events, and allow ourselves to think about how we could avoid them in real life.

There may even be an element of trying to work out what we would do if we ever found ourselves in those situations.  How would we escape?  Would we get untied in time?

Would we – could we – kill to get free?

Crime fiction – especially when written in the first person – allows us to experience these horrors as if they were our own lives.

And speaking of horror…

2. Psychological thrillers: Exciting, terrifying, and… um… safe

There’s a reason that people (other people, definitely not me) spend so much money on roller-coaster rides and extreme sports. It’s a way to allow fear to grab us by the adrenal glands and squeeze them until our bodies are flooded with fight-or-flight juice. But, and this a very important but (stop laughing, I didn’t say ‘butt’), it’s perfectly safe.

And, more importantly, we know that it’s perfectly safe.

In the same way, we can read about the mind of a serial killer, or the machinations of some psychopathic villain, or the wanton violence of a cornered criminal, and we can allow ourselves to feel fear knowing that, ultimately, we’re completely safe.

For some weird reason, as human beings we want to experience fear – albeit only if we know there’s no actual threat. It’s the difference between watching a documentary about shark attacks, and jumping into a pool with one.

3. Thrillers are neater than reality

I completely agree with those who say that life is stranger than fiction.

(Judging by recent world events, this is a very difficult proposition to argue against.)

Fictional stories generally have a defined beginning, middle and end. On the other hand, real life isn’t constrained by anything. There are plenty of true stories that, if they were featured in a work of fiction, would be considered too unbelievable to be plausible.

There’s a criminal case – Dudley v Stephens – which I studied during my law degree. Dudley and Stephens were shipwrecked with a man named Richard Parker, who quickly fell into a coma.  Dudley and Stephens decided to eat Richard to stay alive. Long-story-short, they survived, got back to land and were subsequently tried for (and convicted of) murder.

The unbelievable part of all this is that Edgar Allen Poe had written this very same incident into a novel fifty years earlier. Even the name of the unfortunate victim was the same – Richard Parker.

Can you imagine reading a book where a very specific set of events occur, and then later in the book a character discovers that someone wrote the exact same scenario half a century earlier, and that the victim had the same name?  You’d think it was stretching credulity just a bit too far.

And as well as being neater than reality, crime fiction also seems more ‘just’. The end of most thrillers is that the ‘goodies’ win and the ‘baddies’ lose, which is more satisfying than what we often see in reality.

Again, if you want to proof of this just take a look at world events.  No wonder we want to read stories where the bad people get their comeuppance, and the good people ride off into the sunset.

4. Crime fiction is interesting and, yes, educational

Police procedurals and detective stories are huge, with millions of readers buying them each year. We love reading about the inner workings of law enforcement departments and peeking behind the curtain of criminal investigations. I do anyway, which is why I love the books of Ian Rankin and Michael Connelly – both experts in this genre.

Similarly, psychological thrillers show us the psyche of seemingly unfathomable killers, or help us to understand the circumstances which might result in a ‘normal’ individual being pushed too far and committing murder.

Yes, it’s fictional, but isn’t the most effective crime fiction grounded in reality?  My crime novel The Artist may be a work of fiction, but it’s based on my own experiences as an actor combined with my study of forensic psychology.  There’s nothing in the book that couldn’t happen, even though – as far as I know (and hope) – it hasn’t occurred in reality.

Also, what better way to understand another’s point of view in the real world than stepping into their shoes through fiction?

Which leads us nicely to the last point…

5. Prison break!

Crime fiction and psychological thrillers allow us to escape our reality for a little while.

Arguably, this is why any art form exists – for both the creator and the audience.

After a long day at work, or during a seemingly endless commute, or in the twenty minutes that you know – hope! – the baby will actually stay asleep, you get to escape into another world. Admittedly the world in which you escape with crime fiction isn’t always the most pleasant, but as we said above, you know it’s perfectly safe.

So you can experience the dark side of a city you’ve never visited,  learn about the intricacies of crime investigation, spend time with the most depraved killers, and have a million other experiences you would never otherwise be exposed to.

And you get to do it all without leaving your chair or, y’know, having to actually investigate – or commit – a crime.  Not bad for the price of a coffee, is it?

So what do you think? Why do YOU enjoy crime fiction and psychological thrillers?

For a limited time you can download a FREE copy of short crime story Killing Time.

Click here to find out more

Free Amazon Book Description Generator

OK, I’ve found a free thing that’s actually good.

(I know, I was surprised too…)

Basically, I’ve had problems formatting my Amazon description for, well, ever and trying to learn HTML on top of everything else I do is just impossible (without resulting in me having some kind of actual breakdown).

So I’d resigned myself to just writing plain text descriptions without any frills and, I guess, just hoping that people would add their own flourishes mentally.

Until last week, that is.

(Or is it, ‘That is, until last week’?  The way I wrote it above sounds like Yoda.)

Anyway, last week I stumbled upon a free Amazon Book Description Generator.  I genuinely can’t remember how, someone must have linked to it from a forum or something.

Basically, all you do is paste your text into it, format it using the bold/italic/header/etc buttons, and then click ‘generate my code’.

That is literally it.

From there you just copy and paste the code into your Amazon KDP account and it’s done! Look at how pretty it looks:

The guy running the site is called Dave Chesson and he hosts a website called Kindlepreneur, which has loads of other useful information about selling books on Amazon (some paid, some free).  It’s definitely worth a look for any fellow authors.

Let me just say at this point, I have no affiliation with Dave Chesson or the Kindlepreneur website, so this isn’t me trying to ‘sell’ anything.  (I mean, the Amazon Description thing is free anyway so you couldn’t pay for it even if you wanted to…)

Just thought I’d share this in case anyone else has been having Amazon/HTML problems too.

See?  Free things can be good too!

The Best Book Trailers IN THE WORLD!

OK, so the title might be sli-i-ightly hyperbolic…

I have created book trailers for my novels The Artist and Sleep No More though, and I’ve been using them as Facebook adverts which have worked to boost sales so they can’t be that bad.

So I guess the title should probably have been:

Two Book Trailers That Can’t Be Terrible!

Although I think you’ll agree that wouldn’t be as catchy…

Anyway, without further ado, here are the book trailers:

The Artist Book Trailer

Sleep No More Book Trailer

I’ve resisted putting together any book trailers for a while, as I always thought they don’t really work.  It always seemed to be an odd idea to advertise writing on a page (or on a screen) by a theatrical audio/visual experience.

In saying that, I had some time to spare after using editing software to cut together my acting showreel so thought I’d experiment with different concepts and ideas for book trailers.  I found a huge range of royalty-free video clips and music clips online, which is incredible as it means you can essentially get professionally-produced videos and music absolutely free.

My aim was to make short trailers which would give an idea of the stories but without being too cluttered with specifics about them.  So basically the ‘feel’ of the books rather than a blow-by-blow description of them.

Anyway, feel free to let me know what you think in the comments.

If you like the book trailers then great, and if you don’t then I’ll take it on the chin as ‘constructive criticism’…

And if you really  like them, you can find out more about the novels themselves here on my imaginatively-titled ‘Books’ page.

 

My (and maybe your) good deed for the day!

Ok, this post is a bit different, in that it’s not about weird phenomena, true crime, writing, or shameless self-promotion…

(I know! What is happening to me?!)

In brief, a good friend of mine is spending a year volunteering with World Child Cancer. She is working in Africa, providing counselling and training to children with cancer, to their parents and to the nurses.

She is looking to raise money to support the families she is working with, and also to support the amazing work that the charity does.

If you’re interested in finding out more and, hopefully, giving a donation, please click the link below:

https://gogetfunding.com/support-children-with-cancer-around-the-world

So that’s my good deed done for the day!  I can do what I like now!

(kicks puppy)

One Good Turn – Free on Kindle for two days!

Yup, as the title so succinctly states*, my collection of short crime stories One Good Turn is free on Kindle!

But only for two days.

Because I’m nice, but not that nice.

Click here to get your copy!

Or, to make sure you actually want to read the stories and that they’re not a collection of romantic fiction tales about robots and 80s sitcom characters**, click here for more information.

 

 *I quite like alliteration.

**The robot/80s sitcom character romantic fiction idea is mine.  You heard it here first, folks.

Win a signed copy of my new thriller!

As of today, Goodreads are running a giveaway to win a signed copy of my psychological thriller Victim Mentality!

To be in with a chance of winning click here to enter.

After the closing date (14 June) Goodreads will get in touch with the winner, and I’ll write something hilarious/profound/lame inside the book, then sign it and send it to the lucky person!

 (If you’ve already got the book/couldn’t care less about psychological thrillers, do feel free to share this with anybody else who might want a signed copy.)

 Good luck everyone!